I went to protests and all I got was this lousy surveillance.
Proud parking lot naturalist.
Time Magazine Person Of The Year 2011
Recipient of the distinguished FBI Out-And-About & Home Visit award
FBI Associates Program Nominee
County Parks Taxidermy Squirrel recipient
Don’t Eff With Me and I Won’t Eff With You certificate
The coveted Dr. B. Suhim, Pfffft D., You’re An Instigator award
The illustrious I Stole Your Soul With The Surveillance Camera At My Front Door and I’m Still Considering Posting It On Youtube award