Over the past many months, I’ve found out a lot about Special Agent Mikey. Why shouldn’t a person know a little something about the FBI agents who investigate them? Fair’s fair dontcha think?
I found out why he didn’t address me by my name. Through the magic of recording and playback technology and an absolutely fabulous pair of headphones, I sat and listened to him speak.
HE HAS A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT which would make saying my (generally difficult to pronounce) name correctly
even more difficult next to impossible for him.
He’s going to be doing something special in 13 days.
He never wears a wedding ring even though he’s married.
I know a lot more, but it would seem like I’m stalking him if I posted what kind of vehicles and pets he has. lol
Really, I’ve not been anywhere near his work or his house.
This is all just fortuitous info like finding out that Special Agent Kreepy’s wife works at the same place where someone I know works. You know, you get to talking with some people and you find the world is realllly small.
& Special Agent Kreepy lives within a 1/2 mile radius of three separate households of people I’m related to, but he lives on the McMansion side of the road that separates him from the cliff dwellers and “patio home” people.
Oh, and on occasion, I’ve seen Special Agent Kreepy jogging in my neighborhood. Why does he do that? Oh, I know, it’s because he’s an ogling perv.