Because I can’t say who it is [because it would get me in … not trouble trouble because I didn’t do it or have anything to do with it or have any knowledge of it until I heard it through the grapevine] I have to be cryptic.
An egotistical and unobservant male has just today reported an alleged tampering with a mechanical device which they believe happened July the 4th. It’s the way they reported it that made me giggle. The business name was magically transformed from a partnership to his name alone. Did I mention he was egotistical? lol