Customer Prevention Officer

…came up catty corner behind me whilst I perused the vast array of undies and started flipping through a total of three pair of track pants on a rack.
Then I moved to a rack of t-shirts. He moved and stood catty corner behind me flipping through another rack while staring straight at me.
I looked at him, smiled and said out loud, “Store security. I can smell them a mile away.”. He tucked his head and walked off with his empty two handled hand held basket. lol

He was about 6’2″, 45, white, wore black slacks and a long sleeve burgundy plaid shirt (a fall outfit on this 99 degree day?), balding yellowy blonde hair (like sweat stain colored), not a buzz cut but tapered and rounded edges at the collar like some of the cops do.

He’s not good at his job if he’s going to be so obvious and be so easily intimidated.

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About TripodMA

I went to protests and all I got was this lousy surveillance. Proud parking lot naturalist. My Awards: Time Magazine Person of the Year! 2011 Recipient of the distinguished FBI Out-And-About & Home Visit award FBI Associates Program Nominee 2009-2010 County Parks Taxidermy Squirrel recipient 2009-2010 Don’t Eff With Me and I Won’t Eff With You certificate 2010
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