One Of Those “I Told You So” Moments

Most of the time, I can get a good sense of how a person functions without having to know them well at all. Sometimes within a few minutes and sometimes after a few encounters.

In this one circumstance, I said it from the get go……’she’s going to cheat on you’.

Surprise, surprise.
There is photographic evidence.
I was off on what the person she would cheat with would look like. Way off. I imagined someone with a gym rat physique and a hair style more like Jake Gyllenhaal or Nick Lachey….nope….scalp revealing buzz cut, tattooed, chubby and mooby. Maybe it’s a thing like guys compensating with a big car, she got a guy with obviously more than she has. I didn’t realize she had completely flat tires like pancakes stapled to her chest. Maybe she wears one of those water bras. I’ll have to ask her.

I feel the need to wash my eyes with bleach.

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About TripodMA

I went to protests and all I got was this lousy surveillance. Proud parking lot naturalist. My Awards: Time Magazine Person of the Year! 2011 Recipient of the distinguished FBI Out-And-About & Home Visit award FBI Associates Program Nominee 2009-2010 County Parks Taxidermy Squirrel recipient 2009-2010 Don’t Eff With Me and I Won’t Eff With You certificate 2010
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