Now he can have prison sex instead of sex with kittens.
He won’t last long.
I went to protests and all I got was this lousy surveillance.
Proud parking lot naturalist.
Time Magazine Person of the Year! 2011
Recipient of the distinguished FBI Out-And-About & Home Visit award
FBI Associates Program Nominee 2009-2010
County Parks Taxidermy Squirrel recipient 2009-2010
Don’t Eff With Me and I Won’t Eff With You certificate 2010