Dear Computer

This is a love-hate relationship. I hate it when your programs and the operating system decide to freak out. It’s like you’ve decided to go binge drinking and are incapable of functioning for a few days. Since I am not a Microsoft certified techie and I don’t have the type of brain that allows for extreme technology smarts, I sit aggravated and tortured wanting to get to my e-mail, post to the blog and spend a wasteful Sunday watching videos on Youtube…but instead, I have to go through the old tips and tricks log I keep in a spiral notebook (where you cannot prevent me from accessing anything hah!)…and after countless hours of defragging, killing startup programs, restarting, running 3 different anti-virus programs, rewriting the hosts file, resurrecting the dead language of DOS, using system restore and starting at the last good configuration, you are reanimated. Today I love you.


About TripodMA

I went to protests and all I got was this lousy surveillance. Proud parking lot naturalist. My Awards: Time Magazine Person of the Year! 2011 Recipient of the distinguished FBI Out-And-About & Home Visit award FBI Associates Program Nominee 2009-2010 County Parks Taxidermy Squirrel recipient 2009-2010 Don’t Eff With Me and I Won’t Eff With You certificate 2010
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