Homeland Security and Fleamarkets

What evil plots of terrorism and destruction of infleastructure could happen at the market?


Nicole Navas, a public affairs specialist with the Department of Homeland Security, said sports apparel, musical recordings and cosmetics were among the items under scrutiny in the 2 1/2-year-long investigation.

Ah, the crap that’s usually left to local police and the FBI is now delegated to the Department of Homeland Security with the confiscation of counterfeit and unlicensed team spirit, the allure of the mylarian colorwave of pirated CDs and ultra reflective faux branded lip gloss.

The FBI used to be the ones who did this. I supposed they’re too busy harassing people to be bothered.


They should check out my neighbor’s garage sale with all the counterfeit purses and questionable branded shoes.


About TripodMA

I went to protests and all I got was this lousy surveillance. Proud parking lot naturalist. My Awards: Time Magazine Person of the Year! 2011 Recipient of the distinguished FBI Out-And-About & Home Visit award FBI Associates Program Nominee 2009-2010 County Parks Taxidermy Squirrel recipient 2009-2010 Don’t Eff With Me and I Won’t Eff With You certificate 2010
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