What To Do When An FBI Agent Knocks

http://www.nlg.org/wp-content/files_flutter/1254347064OperationBackfire.pdf

Please begin reading this pamphlet at page 5.

“If an FBI agent or police officer knocks at your door … .”

This was produced by the good folks at the National Lawyers Guild who hooked me up with a pretty damn cool civil rights attorney after the FBI stalked me and Special Agent Mikey and Special Agent Kreepy came to my house with Special Agent Bunchypants in the shadows.

The last time a regular cop knocked on my door, he claimed he couldn’t hear me even through the glass door (he’s oldish and I can’t tell how loud or not loud I am most of the time) and he obviously can’t read lips at all, so I had to open it so he could lie to me three different ways and so I could call his big boss about it.

Moral: Don’t come to my door uninvited and unlawfully.

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About TripodMA

I went to protests and all I got was this lousy surveillance. Proud parking lot naturalist. My Awards: Time Magazine Person of the Year! 2011 Recipient of the distinguished FBI Out-And-About & Home Visit award FBI Associates Program Nominee 2009-2010 County Parks Taxidermy Squirrel recipient 2009-2010 Don’t Eff With Me and I Won’t Eff With You certificate 2010
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