The weather gets warm and the kids rampage through the neighborhood.
Last year they found giggly glee playing ding dong ditch ’em and hiding behind the huge oak tree on the corner of my front yard. Little did they know, I could see them on my surveillance camera monitor…muhahaaaahaaa. I opened the door and looked around loudly proclaiming with faux ignorance, “I wonder who was at the door. I don’t see anybody.” I could see half heads and singular eyeballs from the back of the tree taking it all in and thinking they’d achieved greatness. hahahaha
This year the gang runs in age from 4 to 10 and they’re fully equipped with binoculars, light sabers and huge Nerf guns. I’m not sure the objective of their current strategies, but I hope it’s not Assassin because I’m not playing. lol