Lucky for the cow it can’t be labeled a terrorist and charged with interfering with the operations of an animal enterprise under the AETA.
750-pound cow escapes slaughterhouse, runs through Paterson streets
“It was like Dodge City,” De Cando said. “You had five police cars on one side of the street, five on the other and the 750-pound cow looking both ways. When the opportunity came, it booked between the police cars.”
De Cando finally got close enough to tranquilize the cow twice. The cow, which was trapped between a fire hydrant and a truck, began snoring as a crowd gathered.”