I Have Clingons

Going to my destination early this morning, an old war veteran in his Acura SUV was SPEEDING and thought his vehicle was on a mission to ram my bumper. I turned on my lights to make the brake lights show, he honked (lol) while still trying to force feed his fancy grill to my back window as a cop car went past in the oncoming lane. It was a different city’s popo just passing through so he didn’t stop or anything. I had to turn left after a few blocks and the old crab went on to ride someone else’s bumper.

Then, I get to my destination. A charming lady let the door slam just as I got up to it…and of course the damn door was locked. So I banged on the stupid, huge metal door for a few minutes and finally someone came to open it. grrrrrrrr

Then as we all left out, a very dense woman left her baby in a carrier and small toddler at the door while she walked over to the parking lot to get her van. My eyes are bugging out at this point. I walked slowly down the walkway just to make sure nobody would drive up or walk up and swipe her kids. She drives up in the circle to get her kids and leaves.

Just 30 seconds later…a police car comes down the road. Too bad they didn’t get there in time to see what had just transpired.

Then the same police car shows up 5 miles away as I’m going to the bank drive-thru.
As I pull out from the drive-thru and drive on through the lot, the police car backs out of a space…in front of me…never mind the rule that the person backing has to wait until the coast is clear.

But….patience is a virtue and sometimes the wait it short.
A little bird told me who it is in that cruiser.


About TripodMA

I went to protests and all I got was this lousy surveillance. Proud parking lot naturalist. My Awards: Time Magazine Person of the Year! 2011 Recipient of the distinguished FBI Out-And-About & Home Visit award FBI Associates Program Nominee 2009-2010 County Parks Taxidermy Squirrel recipient 2009-2010 Don’t Eff With Me and I Won’t Eff With You certificate 2010
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