New Faux Chicken Coming Soon

“We’ve found out it’s not limited to the chicken type,” Hsieh said. “We may be able to mimic beef, pork or even fish.”

I hope it’s better than the classic tofurkey…which tastes like the smell of the plastic used in Bandaids. The peppered kind is a little more tolerable since it burns off your taste buds as the aroma of rubber/plastic hits you.


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