Distemper and Devices

In the sweet land of Liberty, where Special Agent Mikey dwells..well it’s actually where the fake, stuck-up and pretentious live in over-sized homes with ceilings so high they only create more gas and coal burning than is necessary and everyone has to look Nordstromish with loafers, twill khakis with 2% lycra, and thin knit tops, frequent trips to the salon to strip their hair of color, etc. …

… certain mammals are creeping about suffering from distemper.

Also, a “suspicious device” was found in a woodsy area, which turned out to be a pipe bomb.

Lessons Learned:
A friend of mine, while making a pipe bomb, and blew an eye out and part of their hand off affixing the end of it.

And whoever keeps calling me from a cell phone number from beyond the downtown area, please leave an effin message.


About TripodMA

I went to protests and all I got was this lousy surveillance. Proud parking lot naturalist. My Awards: Time Magazine Person of the Year! 2011 Recipient of the distinguished FBI Out-And-About & Home Visit award FBI Associates Program Nominee 2009-2010 County Parks Taxidermy Squirrel recipient 2009-2010 Don’t Eff With Me and I Won’t Eff With You certificate 2010
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