I Need to Make a Dead List

People keep dropping.

You’re not supposed to die until you’re old and decrepit.

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Watch out where the huskies go and don’t eat the yellow snow
If everyone threw a rock in the lake, soon there would be no lake
Meat is 100% dead
You will be followed in the near future
When a flock of birds flies overhead, open an umbrella
It’s fortunate that cows don’t fly
Never trust a man who hangs his head and looks at his feet
If your house is bugged, they can hear you pee

Your lucky numbers are 7-8-15-27-32

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About TripodMA

I went to protests and all I got was this lousy surveillance. Proud parking lot naturalist. My Awards: Time Magazine Person of the Year! 2011 Recipient of the distinguished FBI Out-And-About & Home Visit award FBI Associates Program Nominee 2009-2010 County Parks Taxidermy Squirrel recipient 2009-2010 Don’t Eff With Me and I Won’t Eff With You certificate 2010
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